Lol my mom’s the best. YEAH YEAH-UH! #lovestinks #weddingsinger

Lol my mom’s the best. YEAH YEAH-UH! #lovestinks #weddingsinger

Might take you up on the bed offer

Lol nice

I swear I’m not on drugs…but I haven’t bathed in weeks. #dirtbag

I swear I’m not on drugs…but I haven’t bathed in weeks. #dirtbag

Basically my early childhood captured in one photo…the only thing missing is the chicken mcnuggets. #throwbackthursday #tbt #90s #90skids #brothers #family #toys #gijoe #streetfighter #hulkhogan #actionfigures #awesome

Basically my early childhood captured in one photo…the only thing missing is the chicken mcnuggets. #throwbackthursday #tbt #90s #90skids #brothers #family #toys #gijoe #streetfighter #hulkhogan #actionfigures #awesome

If I could describe today in one word it would be #horrawfible! 😞 #ironmaiden #undercut #killme

If I could describe today in one word it would be #horrawfible! 😞 #ironmaiden #undercut #killme

I want #YOU in #MYBED! 😏 #undercut

I want #YOU in #MYBED! 😏 #undercut

RIP #Grandpa

RIP #Grandpa

Constantly at war with myself. #selfvsself #innerstruggle #undercut #funny

Constantly at war with myself. #selfvsself #innerstruggle #undercut #funny

2004/2005: Tender display of love. #throwbackthursday #tbt #2004 #2005 #obesity #choking #cousins #family #ander

2004/2005: Tender display of love. #throwbackthursday #tbt #2004 #2005 #obesity #choking #cousins #family #ander